"fuck yeah heterosexuality" whats next.. fuck yeah flavorless oatmeal.. fuck yeah khaki shorts… fuck yeah dandelions without any of the seeds on them so they’re just really ugly shitting up your lawn
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Ke$ha- Die young (Deconstructed)
okay guys, ke$ha is already great because she’s a parody artist, but.
has anyone listened to this?
it’s probably the most beautiful and sad pop song i’ve heard in a while.
this isn’t ke$ha, it’s kesha.
whenever someone uses die young for characters who die…young, i think they should use this version instead because ouch feels
was that photo really fucking necessary
No it wasn’t goddammit.
i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting
we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.
the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around
if you ever feel bad about yourself i want you to know that my catholic roommate once asked me what a pope was
she also asked me why guacamole tasted like avocados
she thought california was its own country (i literally have a list of shit she has said and i’m going to add to this every week)